Score: 10

"I'm voting a blind 10 stars."

submission: SSSG IIlusions

date: October 21, 2008

Based on the assface who voted 5 stars because he is an asshat I feel it my duty to offset his 5 stars with my 10 stars and to call attention to this dickless wonder. Damn the consequences.

Score: 0

"On 8/6/07 a short teaser for an upcoming flash."

submission: The Carpenter

date: October 21, 2008

On 10/21/2008 over 1 year and 2 months later we have a short teaser for an upcoming flash from 8/6/07 and 14 months of nothing upcoming or otherwise. On 8/6/07 this would rate 10 stars. On 10/21/2008 this loses 1 star per month times 14 months to rate a -4 stars. Since -4 stars isn't allowed you get 0 stars, a 0/5 vote, and an F- on this project that should be wrapping up part three around 2165 or so and we can't wait. This doesn't even get an E for Fffort you lazy swine.

Score: 5

"I suggest using a more informed premise."

submission: If the Ice Caps Melt...

date: November 17, 2007

If the ice caps melt..... is very a sophmoric topic to say the least. Stating that some people theorize it may happen is totaly specious. You imply that the ice caps could melt, I assume because of global warming and then suggest this will be followed by another ice age. So global warming will cause the ice to melt and than the warming will cause the ice to freeze or does the ice freeze due to global cooling caused by the warming??? Are the super earthquakes, that cause 10 mile high tsunamis, caused by global warming as well? Or are the quakes a product of the melting ice, caused by the warming? When will this all happen? You give the impression that 2050 is the latest, based on the theory, then state that "we do not know" if this will occur "yet". I submit that we also do not know if the sun will rise tomorrow......yet. I am confident that it is more likely the sun won't rise than it is that your absurd hypothesis comes to fruition. Even the kookiest, hairbrained, flat-earth, no growth, radical environmentalist wackos, like Al Gore, theorize that this nonsense will occur no sooner than 2100. These morons have been exposed to be fools, liars, and/or profiteers. In Al Gore's case all three, as only a fool tells such obvious lies, even a moron like Gore is not so stupid to believe such garbage, and since 2000 Al's net worth has gone from around 3 million to well over 100 million dollars. Al gore lives in a mansion that consumes 10 times the energy in 1 month than the average us household does in a year. Drives or is driven in a motercade of gas guzzling SUVs, flies around the world on his private lear jet, one flight on which consumes more fossil fuel than it would take to drive a Hummer around the GLOBE.(1 FLIGHT!!!) gets an Oscar and a Nobel prize for telling the average citizen that they must reduce their standard of living to preserve the earth, pockets a cool 95 million selling Cap and Trade programs to corporations from a company he owns, pollutes more in a year than any 1000 regular folks do in a lifetime, and all the while lives a lavish lifestyle at the expense of everyone else. All of this made possible by preaching to the world alarmist lies about global warming getting worse because I have an air-conditioner, and other elitist crap so he could parly his families oil fortune into 100 million bucks. Because of these facts I can understand why an elitist scumbag like Gore does what he does. I do not understand why the average person spouts of this BS. To feel like a good and caring person. Even if it exposes you as a total rube. Your animation is decent your premise is shallow. Do some research and learn about a topic to replace these idiotic platitudes as they cheapen even the best animation. Good luck on your future projects. Thank you.

Score: 10

"Excellent work."

submission: What is Love?

date: September 21, 2007

This was an awsome bit of work. I am curious if you find it more irritating to read so many reviews written by jealous, bitter viewers, accusing you of unoriginality, and "ripping off" this or that. Each review so original in thought that they were all either written by the same crybaby, or all ripped off from an earlier, original review? On the other hand the fact that these bozos are clearly ignorant of the fact that if anything, you got ripped off by South Park? I should think it to be a very frustrating dilema. You should consider a fundraiser to purchase cry towels to send to these sad sacks, before all thier sniveling tears fry out their keyboards. Thanks for taking the time to put such an enjoyable video together. Not only is it a pleasure to watch, it also means that all of those nit-picking know-it-alls will soon be releasing their superior works to wow the masses with thier supierior works. I for one am certain that any day now at least one of them will take this site by storm with their own work. I really hope we both shall live so long. Good luck.

Score: 10

"Does anyone really need any more evidence that"

submission: A Midwinter Story

date: September 20, 2007

Swedish Poems are all composed by the Prince of Darkness himself, Satan. Only the father of lies could concoct such a mixture of malice, rage, and elven demonspawn. Beware the hipnotic powers of the Devil's Imps. I love it.

Score: 10

"Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet...."

submission: GameTeam Mahjong

date: September 20, 2007

high on pot." That is not a myth either. Confucius also say," Alrays rook out for number one, while trying not to step in number two." These are the secrets to eternal bliss. Also one must play this game and eat crab craw twice a week. Nice work.

The Dahli laama

Score: 10

"Well you definitely need lots more practice, but"

submission: [ISH] - 39 Crow Vs. Yoshy

date: September 20, 2007

you could have also done a whole lot worse too. Aa E for effort5/5 and 10/10 is an early Christmas gift. HOHOHO

Score: 2

"My advice is to avoid..........."

submission: The Avoider 3

date: September 20, 2007

Avoider 3 at all costs. Also don't you think that an Avoider 4 is about at necessary as a Richard Simmons Sweatin to the Oldies part 3. We could all thank Richard for bringing on more of those women who served us lunch in high school, in spandex. I am unsure of what an Avoider 4 would make anyone thankful for? Any Ideas?

Score: 10

"Therepeutic"

submission: Wack O Wack

date: September 20, 2007

Nice job breaking the mold of the usual cliched submissions that every other moron provides that are so outspoken and unique in there tired-ass Bush bashing. It is not that I think GWB is so great, that I say this either. It is just the constant assembley line of so many Bush is stupid games/movies created by people that are twice the half-wit they make GWB out to be. With all of the bumbling boobs and jackasses in national politics is is refreshing to see someone lampoon to of the most prize-winning retards ever to disgrace the senate take a turn. Nice work and thanks.

Score: 0

"My biggest complaint is"

submission: Wario Owns Master Chief

date: August 21, 2007

the length of this. It was much to long for something that offered so little. If you can cut the length down to under a nano-second it would be more enjoyable, no not so much more enjoyable as less painful on the viewer. Other than that I think you've got a winner.