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Age/Gender: 31, Male
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

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Score: 10
SSSG IIlusions

"I'm voting a blind 10 stars."

submission: SSSG IIlusions
date: October 21, 2008

Based on the assface who voted 5 stars because he is an asshat I feel it my duty to offset his 5 stars with my 10 stars and to call attention to this dickless wonder. Damn the consequences.

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Score: 0
The Carpenter

"On 8/6/07 a short teaser for an upcoming flash."

submission: The Carpenter
date: October 21, 2008

On 10/21/2008 over 1 year and 2 months later we have a short teaser for an upcoming flash from 8/6/07 and 14 months of nothing upcoming or otherwise. On 8/6/07 this would rate 10 stars. On 10/21/2008 this loses 1 star per month times 14 months to rate a -4 stars. Since -4 stars isn't allowed you get 0 stars, a 0/5 vote, and an F- on this project that should be wrapping up part three around 2165 or so and we can't wait. This doesn't even get an E for Fffort you lazy swine.

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Score: 5
If the Ice Caps Melt...

"I suggest using a more informed premise."

date: November 17, 2007

If the ice caps melt..... is very a sophmoric topic to say the least. Stating that some people theorize it may happen is totaly specious. You imply that the ice caps could melt, I assume because of global warming and then suggest this will be followed by another ice age. So global warming will cause the ice to melt and than the warming will cause the ice to freeze or does the ice freeze due to global cooling caused by the warming??? Are the super earthquakes, that cause 10 mile high tsunamis, caused by global warming as well? Or are the quakes a product of the melting ice, caused by the warming? When will this all happen? You give the impression that 2050 is the latest, based on the theory, then state that "we do not know" if this will occur "yet". I submit that we also do not know if the sun will rise tomorrow......yet. I am confident that it is more likely the sun won't rise than it is that your absurd hypothesis comes to fruition. Even the kookiest, hairbrained, flat-earth, no growth, radical environmentalist wackos, like Al Gore, theorize that this nonsense will occur no sooner than 2100. These morons have been exposed to be fools, liars, and/or profiteers. In Al Gore's case all three, as only a fool tells such obvious lies, even a moron like Gore is not so stupid to believe such garbage, and since 2000 Al's net worth has gone from around 3 million to well over 100 million dollars. Al gore lives in a mansion that consumes 10 times the energy in 1 month than the average us household does in a year. Drives or is driven in a motercade of gas guzzling SUVs, flies around the world on his private lear jet, one flight on which consumes more fossil fuel than it would take to drive a Hummer around the GLOBE.(1 FLIGHT!!!) gets an Oscar and a Nobel prize for telling the average citizen that they must reduce their standard of living to preserve the earth, pockets a cool 95 million selling Cap and Trade programs to corporations from a company he owns, pollutes more in a year than any 1000 regular folks do in a lifetime, and all the while lives a lavish lifestyle at the expense of everyone else. All of this made possible by preaching to the world alarmist lies about global warming getting worse because I have an air-conditioner, and other elitist crap so he could parly his families oil fortune into 100 million bucks. Because of these facts I can understand why an elitist scumbag like Gore does what he does. I do not understand why the average person spouts of this BS. To feel like a good and caring person. Even if it exposes you as a total rube. Your animation is decent your premise is shallow. Do some research and learn about a topic to replace these idiotic platitudes as they cheapen even the best animation. Good luck on your future projects. Thank you.

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